The New York Rangers announced that forward Sean Avery has suffered a lacerated spleen in Tuesday night’s Stanley Cup playoff game and will be gone for the remainder of the playoffs.
The Rangers said Avery was admitted to St. Vincent’s Medical Center following a CT scan and is expected to make a full recovery. According to the teams spokesman, Avery is in “stable” condition.
This is the last thing Rangers needed, losing the last game 5-3 against the Pittsburgh Penguins at Madison Square Garden. The Penguins have taken a 3-0 series lead with the win.

Sean Avery, the notorious NHL prick, found another way to get under Martin Brodeur’s skin, and to honour his shitty behaviour,the NHL changed the rules.

Brodeur, the New Jersey Devils goalie, doesn’t resonate with Avery, the New York Rangers forward, whohas turned irritating other players into an art form. During a 5-on-3 power play in New Jersey’s 4-3overtime playoff victory Sunday night, Avery planted himself in the crease with his back to the action andfaceguarded Brodeur.

Holding his stick upward, Avery waved it side to side and up and down to block Brodeur’s vision in a
completely absurd new screening “method”. Brodeur gave him a shove, but that didn’t stop Avery. It’s just too funny really, we have to show the video.